Kaukauna Times
By Lyle Hansen
September 2, 1926
According to Wm Van
Dyke, local theater owner, who recently acquired a lease on the Bijou theater
on the north side, the formal opening of the show house will be held next
Sunday, September 5th, showing Colleen Moore in "Irene", with a
matinee starting at 2:30 o'clock, and the evening performance starting at 7
o'clock. The Bijou theater is undergoing a thorough process of redecoration at
the present time, both inside and outside, and will be in first class condition
for the opening performance.
As an added feature for
next week, Mr. Van Dyke has secured the services of the Peters Bros., European
artists of the concertina for presentations on Tuesday and Wednesday. They will
give one performance at the Bijou and at the Vaudette each of these two
evenings.
Poverty is a relative
condition. That is, the poor of today are more richly endowed with worldly
goods than the poor of twenty years ago, although the one felt no poorer nor
richer than the other. Many of this age who feel poor would be considered
better than moderate means by their corresponding class of two decades past. Picture
a boy of poor family in 1905; Home-cut hair, trousers made over from father's
and then patched, patch-quilt shirt, sans shoes, stockings and underwear, happy
with a penny or marble, lucky to have darned stockings, baggy underwear and a
frayed coat and cap for winter and compelled to work his way into the circus or
for his infrequent ice cream soda. And the poor of twenty years ago were
content with such homely fare as beef stew, potatoes and rice. Parents then
boasted of wearing the same suit or dress for ten years—it was fortunate for them
their clothes were durable for they could not have purchased new ones.
As a remedy for divorce
a Chicago judge urges men not to marry until they reach the age of reason. But
that would bar so many from marriage altogether.
The class of '26 began
the year in a new high school. We left an old, congested brick building that
had served as a high school for many years. We had to walk up flights of wooden
stairs that were worn thin by the ever-tramping of nearly three-hundred
students over the same paths. We had always visioned the day when we would be
students in a wonderful new building. Today, our dreams have vanished, and we
are proud to say that our high school is no longer a vague conception, but a
reality.
September 9, 1926
Zwick continued his winning streak when he knocked out Phil Sousa of New
York in the third round of a scheduled ten rounder at Canton, Ohio, Labor Day
afternoon.
Everybody kicks about
the weather, but, as Mark Twain so sagely observed, nothing is ever done about
it. Nothing, that is, except to inflict upon the strangely submissive male sex
the order to don straw hats on May 15, and to take 'em off on September 15.
September 16, 1926
A. P. Andersen, local
auto livery and transfer line owner, received a new specially built limousine
hearse with a landau back, from the Kissel Motor Car company of Hartford, as an
addition to his funeral equipment. The hearse was driven to Kaukauna by a representative
of the company last Friday, and since its arrival here has been a center of
attraction for admiring crowds.
With the beginning of school last Tuesday, Coach Smith sent out a call for material for the football team. About thirty men reported for practice the first night. The most promising candidates for position at fullback are Marvin Miller, last year's tackle, and Jack Verbeten, former halfback. The successor at quarterback position will probably be filled by Landreman, a last year substitute. Hollis Whitman will probably fill position at one end with Captain Noie at the other Mislinski.
A. Ludke of the
Kaukauna Pigeon club won the first and second places in the 200 mile flight
last Sunday from Kasson, Minn., when his first bird was checked in at 2:35:53
in the afternoon, and the second pigeon at 2:45:33. Edward Ludke won third and
fifth places, and Frank Heimke was awarded fourth.
Many a married man is
hocking his car to get his wife the demanded fur coat. And he'll have to keep
warm by "getting hot under the collar" thinking about the deal.
September 21, 1926
Melford Spaulding, 10-year-old
son of Mr. and Mrs. A. L. Spaulding, E. Eighth street, was seriously injured
Sunday afternoon about 4 o'clock, when he fell from the top of a hickory tree,
and landed on the ground fully 35 feet below. Dr. Gallaher was immediately summoned,
and the injured lad was rushed to the St. Elizabeth's hospital, where an
operation was performed upon him at once.
Mr. and Mrs. Arthur
Kromer announced the birth of a baby son last Saturday. Art is awfully proud of
the eight pounds of life.
Now that the ladies
have taken to wearing extreme, boyish bobs and rompin' about in golf
knickers—it won't do for us men to run up behind somebody, thinking we
recognized an old friend and administer a stinging slap on the back.
September 23, 1926
The Rev. T.P. Hilborne
and family are guests at a reception of the Methodist church here Thursday
evening. Rev. Hilborne will assume charge of the Methodist church here.

Norbert Noie, captain of this
year's football squad, was elected president of the senior class by a large
majority at the meeting held last Friday, September 17, during the general
assembly period. At the meeting Thursday morning the other class officers were
elected. Valery Vanevenhoven will fill the office of vice president and Helen
Esler that of secretary-treasurer. Elizabeth Derus and Elmer Grebe were elected
to lead the cheering.
Considerable discussion
is heard these days as to the means that may be adopted to keep folks on the
farm. The situation has become serious, for many experienced farmers are moving
into the cities, either for the purpose of earning what they consider easier
money, or to use their savings in giving their children and themselves the
advantage of city life. The fear is expressed that the production of food may
become reduced to such an extent that the scarcity will not only greatly
increase prices, but threaten the welfare of the people.
September 30, 1926













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