Thursday, February 5, 2026

Time Machine Trip to Febraury 1896

 

Kaukauna Times & Sun

By Lyle Hansen KAHS

February 7, 1896

 

Marshfield Times - During a performance at Kaukauna one-night last week the ladies of that city set a pace for ladies of other cities to follow, they removed their hats during the play. All hail the ladies of Kaukauna.


Luther Lindauer is very fortunate in having harvested his ice crop early in January, for this week the river is all but free of ice.


February 14, 1896

The north side post office was removed to new quarters, the Brother’s building on Lawe Street last Sunday afternoon.  It is about as hard for northsiders to get accustomed to the new location of the post office as it was to write 1896 a few weeks ago.

Young man, there is one thing you cannot do. You cannot make a success in life unless you work. You cannot loaf around the street corners, smoke, tell stories, drink and sponge off someone else without making a failure in life. You must learn a trade or get into some honest business. The ripe fruit is at the top of the tree, and you must climb if you want to get it. Do something no matter how small or low wage it will be a starter. 


February 21, 1896

The Badger Paper Company and the Kaukauna Waterpower Company have decided not to pay the taxes levied against them by the city for 1895 and will carry the same into the courts for a decision on the grounds of excessive valuation, compared to other like property. This will temporarily, at least make a decrease in the estimated revenue from taxes, as the taxes of these two companies amount to upwards of $4,000 and will not be paid in until the courts decide upon the equity thereof.

Several weeks ago, an article appeared in the TIMES relative to the stubbornness of the average man or woman and holding down the aisle seat, in church pews compelling everyone to crowd past to get into the seat. A preacher in Buckley, Ill., wrote back to us. We have solved the problem of dislodging the end setters in church of whom you justly complained in the TIMES. The following notice was posted on the back of the pews. “All seats free except the end next to the aisle; those are reserved for the highest contributors to the support of the church.”  That took care of the problem.

Despite the howling storm that raged last Monday evening, a large crowd turned out to attend the fifth annual masquerade given by the Odd Fellow Society at the Opera house. Only 60 couples participated in the grand march, all previous years had reached about 100. Among the good representatives on the floor was a group, the Kings club, all of whom appeared in striped garb as prisoners and headed by a guard in uniform, marching in lockstep around the hall several times.  The Odd Fellows, after paying expenses, netted about $50.


February 28, 1896

Kaukauna has fifteen separate and distinct bicycle agencies. Just whisper "wheel wanted" and bicycle agents will be around thicker than life insurance solicitors.


A St. Paul woman accuses a man of having kissed her 2,132 times. If they have got counting machines for that kind of work, why then is nobody safe.  

The Thilmany Paper Company makes papers that are put to various uses. One of the most novel kinds is for lining puffed sleeves and skirts for ladies’ wear, the paper being especially capable of making a stylish effect.   


Even if Dr. Nansen has discovered a North Pole, it is quite certain that he has not discovered any practical use to which it can be put.


James Fitzgerald was hanged at St. Louis Thursday for the murder of his sweetheart, Annie Naessens, on the night of November 24, 1893. The first rope broke and the victim lay struggling on the floor beneath the gallows. A new rope was sent for and this time the condemned man went to death. 


William Egan paid a fine of $1 and costs before Justice Mitchell last Saturday for keeping his saloon open after 11 o’clock one evening last week.

 

 

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